Riddles & Jokes

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#9999FF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="06776ba3.gif"> <div> <B>Live, Love and Laugh often!</B></div> <div> <B>Check out today's joke</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1b6b5ed0.gif" border=0 width="181" height="237" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> Snow Globe by:</div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/KrisKrisKris.geo/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.geocities.com/KrisKrisKris.ge"><U><B><IMG SRC="1c297570.gif" border=0 width="151" height="87" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#99CCFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="06876ba3.gif"> <div> <IMG SRC="614d43c0.jpg" border=0 width="468" height="60" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Riddles & Jokes</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> Humor is the best medicine of all.  Check out my joke of the day and have a chuckle or two!</div> <bR> <div> <B>This is a NEW ADDITION to the humor page.  Do you like riddles???  If so, check it out.  There's a different one every time you use it!</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B> <IMG SRC="2bb4a680.gif" border=0 width="74" height="104" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">    <CENTER> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.1" SRC="http://www.riddlenut.com/include/riddle.php?fontcolor=Gold&linkcolor=White&backcolor=Purple&tabwid=300"> </SCRIPT> </CENTER>  </B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> This is the same old "Joke of The Day".  I'm still looking for a better offering!</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="20a0f100.gif" border=0 width="15" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">    <img src="HTMLobj-869/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="107" height="103">    <IMG SRC="1d20f100.gif" border=0 width="15" 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